First up in this new feature is the much maligned midfielder we all know as simple, sorry, as we all know simply as "Fearno"

So Fearno, who is the..........

Best Trainer – Bunny - but only when it doesn’t involve running or any physical exercise, even bollocks us in training

Worst Trainer – Daniel King – When he decides to come training doesn’t bring his kit and always has that calf niggle

Most Skilful – Waggott – that left peg can ping a pass that is in a skill level of its own, the Glewy turn close second

The Joker – Dunny - when hes not injured, Don’t give him your number or youll get all sorts of pictures text to you.

Fastest – Conners – like shit off a shovel is the lad!! Only when the balls near him though

Most Intelligent – Glewy – the man sits counting bottle tops for a living and drives a Porsche so hes clearly more intelligent than the rest of us

Least Intelligent – Conners - Cause of banking crisis and brain dead idiot – still hasn’t passed GCSE maths and is just genuinely thick

Worst Dress Sense – one direction wannabee Arch Griffiths, some terrible garms he turns up in! but Ady also comes a close second for that necklace he wears!

Worst Taste in Music – Having been on away trips with Matty Rush i have to say him – a friends reunited compilation on his ipod was the killer

And...Who's the longest in the shower - If its a Salem shower all of us, best shower ever!