Next up in our new weekly feature is the West Yorkshire Pie Eating Champion 2007, Danny King, so it's over to you Kingy, who is the......

Best Trainer - Grifter - Leads from the front and plans every session out to keep it interesting and worth while.....Keep it up gaffer.

Worst Trainer - Eadey - (only just beats me !!)

Most Skilful - F**k me this is a hard one in our team....im going to have to go Eadey

The Joker - Fearno - He always wears them joke teeth and blacks himself up just for the lads entertainment.

Fastest - Bunny - not in a straight race but in a race to the edge of his area to scream is someone does something he doesn't like.

Most Intelligent - Allen Gary Slingsby Junior - and a reminder to us all that rain man wasn't just a fairytale.

Least Intelligent - Dunny - 2 reasons, 1, I know he will absolutely hate this and 2, to play on with a fractured skull is the least intelligent thing I have ever seen on a football pitch.

Worst Dress Sense - Aidey - No reason needed.

Worst Taste in Music - Archie - Massive one direction fan.

And...Who's the longest in the shower - French 'la baguette' Dave