Everyone is welcome to come along to this family friendly affair where we will be indulging in the spiritually rewarding and cerebral pastime of betting on which cuddly mechanical pig will cheekily waddle across the line first. You've got a few weeks to save up plenty of cash and think of your finest porcine puns as we have to find dozens of them to name all the participating porkers. There is a packet of pork scratchings for the best named pig.

Anyway, please come along and support this fantastic evening of highbrow entertainment and bring all of the family along, so that the grown-ups can elbow them out of the way whilst they are cheering on their preferred piggy.

Further details will be made up shortly but it's fair to assume that we would appreciate your generosity in sponsoring races and buying pigs etc.

I hope to see plenty of you there!

Many thanks

Paul