Rebels V Westcombe Park III’s
Following last week’s combined effort from the Southwark ‘Chancers’, the Rebels returned to the
cage for this crucial end of season clash with Westcombe Park III’s. Potentially needing a win to
avoid relegation, the home side were fired up by captain Glen Boevink’s misrememberings of the
reverse fixture earlier in the season. Some notable absentees from the Rebels line-up included front
rowers Chris Hodder and Alex Dark, who turned out to be sorely missed. Familiar names filled much
of the rest of the team sheet with Jamie O’Connor stepping in at 10.
Despite the magnitude of the game ahead, the Rebel’s warmup lacked its usually intensity, which
told in the opening exchanges. A strong start from Westcombe’s hard running centres and sizeable
pack put the visitors on the front foot, although it was the Rebels who opened the scoring. Pete
Halliwell, chosen to kick at goal after a hard-fought game of rock, paper, scissors, expertly
dispatched an early penalty to give the home side a 3-0 lead.
The half continued with typically outstanding runs from Rebels Ed Ugboma and Sam Waterton, not
to mention a few customary box kicks from scrum half Ieuan Cox, but the dominance of the
Westcombe scrum soon started to tell. After a succession of penalties gifted the visitors field
position, they were able to drive over from 5 yards out. A penalty try was awarded for the back row
losing their bindings although the strength of the Westcobme front row meant the referee had a
number of offences to choose from. The conversion was added leaving the Rebels trailing 7-3.
A series of dynamic Rebels attacks followed as the home side worked harder than George Osborne
to close the deficit, which they managed thanks to a second penalty from Pete. At 7-6 the Rebels had
their tails up but Westcombe fought back in a predictable manner. Their experienced and – to be
polite – substantial front row continued to dominate, drawing penalty after penalty and almost
ripping Charlie Bailey’s arm off during one particularly brutal drive. He fought on valiantly for at
least 30 seconds.
The visitors ended the half with an impressive catch and drive, finished off by their energetic, if
somewhat erratic, scrum half in the right hand corner. The extras coolly added from right on the
touchline, Westcombe lead 14-6. Despite excellent carries from Tom Simmons and Israel Sotonwa,
to name but a few, by half time Westcombe’s scrum dominance was starting to tell.
The second half began with the away side, spurred on by the overdue appearance of the sun,
throwing the ball wide with abandon. As solid as their pack were in the scrums, they were no match
for the Rebels forwards in open play meaning turnovers aplenty and no score from the opening
exchanges. Despite conceding an inordinate amount of penalties at the ruck, the Rebels slowly
ground their way back into the game.
As time ticked on the home side desperately needed a score and it came from the unlikeliest of
places. For the first time in the match the Rebels won a scrum – Ieuan at 9 was so baffled he forgot
to pick the ball up, leaving No.8/prop/hooker/scrum half Glen to craftily hook it back to Jamie. He
set off on a trademark run, supported by Pete who then found Israel on the inside with the flanker
bursting through from 30+ yards. Pete ‘metronome’ Halliwell added the extras making in 14-13. The
Rebels were back in the game.
Responding to a resurgent Rebels, the visitors reverted to a more direct game plan, continuing to
utilise their dominant scrum. Some wild passing prevented them taking advantage of good field
position leading one Westcombe player to bark at his own pack “we’ll do passing training on
Wednesday, stop dicking about!” but the Rebels were unable to break out of their own half.
When the away side’s breakthrough finally came it was from a familiar source. Some sterling Rebels
defensive work resulted in another 5-yard scrum, from which the Westcombe pack barrelled over.
Another penalty try was given and, although I’m certain the extras were added, the ref was adamant
the score remained 19-13. A dejected Rebels side still had plenty of time to turn things around but
with almost every scrum resulting in a penalty, they struggled to get any traction.
All that remained was to throw caution to the wind. A tap-and-go from 10 yards off their own line
preceded countless attempts to fling the ball wide, culminating in Niall Flannery’s only attacking
touch of the ball – an ambitious flick inside as he neared the touchline. Thunderous carries from Pat
Jalloh and Aaron Flash followed but it was all in vain as the away side’s defence held strong. The 19-
13 (or was it 21-13) final score leaves the Rebels teetering on the brink at the foot of the table but,
though their set pieces need some work, there is no doubting their spirit.