This fixture was hastily put together on Friday, thanks to Charlton Park for getting a side of sorts out.
It was an extraordinary afternoon which saw Britain's worst 80s boy band, the Ugly Mugs (see pic) attend in support of Swanley. Their biggest unknown hit is a terrible rendition of Father Abraham often played in front of unsuspecting audiences. One of the group members, Graham 'nose' Oliver even donned the green jersey to contribute more minutes than our own Club Captain has all season. Well done Graham.
Swanley started well with three quick successive tries from Yates, Cook and O'Reilly. Charlton Park were buoyed by this surprise display and had a decent spell of their own, but couldn't quite cross the tryline.
Second half continued in the same vein, but then co-captain found his usual selfish streak and decided not to pass anymore and scored two tries instead of another five had he passed. Oh well. It all got a bit chilly after that, there was another try and another decent spell from the Park pack.
Full time 41-0.
There was a touching moment in the Red Lion, after the match when Graham Oliver met his illegitimate son Stuart Tate. Unfortunately for Graham, it was a disappointing moment as Stuart was found drinking tea and whilst hailing from Silver End Essex, persistently claimed he is Scottish.
Back to business next week against Gravesend.