Chris Dabell "As tight as a Ducks A*se"
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3. Chris Dabell "As tight as a Ducks A*se"

Now when the opposition score 249 runs for the loss of only 4 wickets from 45 overs you have to feel sorry for the clubs bowlers. When you scrutinise the bowling statistics in the scorebook for the day it reads

Chris Dabell 12 overs 8 maidens 18 runs for 1 wicket

Chris who bowls with a slight limp off a run up of approximately 6 paces will never need to be reminded of the day. As for the rest of the bowlers who have conveniently forgot you bowled 33 overs for 3 wickets giving away a total 227 runs at a run rate of 6.88 runs per over.

Rumour has it that Chris is as tight as a ducks *rse. Hope this is not the case at the bar