*PRE MATCH ANALYSIS REPORT* - by Kommy
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(stepping in for Jamie as he’s away)
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Not since Christ’s birth has so much meaning come from so little. Christian league division 3 comes to a climax as top dogs Trafford Corinthians take on 3rd place Restoration House. Only 5 points separate us…and Restoration have a game in hand - meaning they know a win here will put promotion (at Corinthian expense) in their hands. Trafford know a win means the title is still in our hands. It’s actually the biggest game in TC history.
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It’s also the biggest game of the season so far. Not just because the fixtures against these have always brought fireworks - with a Jamie tackle in the 20/21 season sparking a Restoration spectators pitch invasion (why do they always have so many spectators?) The 21/22 matchup was just as feisty, with kommy kicking over their tripod and nearly being banged out by three of their players whilst sat in his orange car (RIP). As well as the glorious 3-3 comeback with a peach from Martyn and back post equaliser from Ben. Tomorrow will separate the men from the boys.
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*TEAM NEWS*: Captain Jamie misses out as a 200 mile round trip from wales apparently isn’t worth the 3 points. Rob MIA with him. Ozzy still a regular outcast but everyone else is coming! A lovely 15 man strong squad means we can match their bench for being annoying and bitchy all game x
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And bitchy is what we will have to be. Anything but full throttle tomorrow won’t do the job.
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Come for war ? (should actually use green as we’re in green kits tomorrow) ?