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Chris Parker

Chris Parker

Central Midfield
Looks like Chris Parker didn’t play this season

Biography

Much loved and vital linchpin to the vets midfield, Chris is our skipper for the season following the retirement of Steve Fyall and the fact that Tony Fyall cant get his arm in the armband. he once said that he would rather neck on with his mates than some of the lasses that were out that particular night. so i'm gonna watch mesell in Portugal. not only that he regularly pi$$es in a pint glass under his matrimonial bed so we may have to let him have his own room....honest this lad is a character. if it wasn't for teh fact that he is so injury prone he may well be on the cusp of achieving greatness in the local game, but his 80 year old skeleton has seen off any chance of that happening.