Yes, peeps did you spot last week's deliberate mistake? Of course, you did but as nobody really reads programme notes these days until you get home or until the Sporting Life has been read in the Krappa room, admit it you didn’t really notice. Last week was the League game and tonight is the FA Cup replay.

Now for some really good news. At last weeks game was Pete HILL and he informed me that those of you that miss the heady days of live reports on a Saturday afternoon of local Non-League games can now get it on on-line. Yes, we can proudly announce the launch of a new Internet radio station East Herts radio and they will be covering all the local Clubs. Unfortunately, they will not have the dulcet tones of the FD. But I do know Pete interviewed our illustrious Manager.

Yes tune in and hear such gems as “ If the goalkeeper had gone the right way he’d have got nowhere near it if it was on target” and “ I’m not going to stand here and say it could have been better, but it could have “. Yes, don’t you love live radio?

Also, thanks to Mr HILL for doing the twitter feed for the game last week. Mr Matt MILLER was absent. All I will say Mr MILLER the FD is with some powerful people these days and I would check everything mechanical and every possible hazard in your path for the next few months. He wont be happy.

Now my friends whilst poking around in the Interpol offices last week, I discovered part of an interrogation of one PLATINI, the former big cheese of FIFA and as he pointed out to the Gendarme the winner of the Golden Ball in 83,84 and Quatre-Vingt cinq. The best bit was Est ce que le FIFA est corrupt? PLATINI replied is the Pope Catholic? Does the bear poop in the wood?

For the purpose of clarity, our lawyers Messers Smash and Grab are insisting we point out that Mr PLATINI was questioned as part of an ongoing enquiry into Step BLADDER and the mysterys of the World Cup in Qatar (45 degrees in the shade)

And on that bomb shell