There could only be two men fit for the role of taking on Team Mates Christmas Special. We couldn't get Stu Andrews (he was busy pumping water into his guns) so we were left with self proclaimed MEB himself Stewart Freeth.

There are a lot of things I could write about Freethy but theres no need to. Thanks to Stu Andrews we know everything he gets up to at the moment. We caught up with Freethy whilst he was printing pictures off of him and his Mrs to put up on his bedroom wall.

Name: Stewart Andrew Freeth

Nickname: M.E.B, Rape, Glass, Handsome, Moose, Hollywood, Bandi

Position: Flanker never 2nd row

Age joined the club:10 years old

Who is your rugby idol?

Gavin Henson ‘Bringing beauty to an ugly game’

Who is the best player you have ever played with?

Played and (Trained) with Austin Healey, Jason Robinson, Neil Back

What is your biggest rugby achievement?

Great photo opportunities and playing Staffordshire County from U13’s-U20’s

If you were stuck on a desert island and could only take 3 team mates with you who would you take and why?

Well obviously I would have to be king so although I’ve picked people with valuable skills their social rank has come into it.

Firstly I would need a beach hut I thought of savage but as he isn’t a proper carpenter more of an artist that uses wood as there medium. So its got to be Lennon id make him pack factor 30 though we all no gingers burn

Dan Jones I could laugh AT him for months

So that’s shelter and entertainment sorted now on to food

If I was hungry enough I would eat a human so I need to think who has the best meat I decided on Dave Duroe and Jerermy, although I love a bit of steak and a double Duroe burger would be lovely I’m sure. White meat is more versatile and as its French it would be like getting dinner from Marks and Spencer’s

Who in the squad is the best dancer?

Alex Davis the boys got a top 1,2 step.

Who would you say is the worst dancer?

Nick Davis has no skills, the rock from side to side singing the words to all the song and looking like he has a sheep under each arm.

Who has the best hairstyle?

With this question I had a think of who’s hair I was jealous of and I came up with blanks

Who has the worst hairstyle?

There are a few culprits in the club with BAD hair, first of all when will people realise the mullet is out! vaidas pocius’s hair is criminal, but in all fairness when he asked for a mullet he thought he was getting a fish. Jon doughnuty well the wirey pube mullet isn’t in either but he has realised and cut it now. But it has to be MARSHALL after letting his sister cut his hair I wouldn’t be surprised if he was banging her. When I saw him with his new trim, incestuous hill billy came to mind I can see it now him and Hayley Marshall sitting round eating road kill with their deformed kids bobby-jean and billy-jo

Who is the most skillfull player?

Alex Bird - boys got game especially now he’s upped his tackling.

Who would you say is the biggest "ladies man"?

As M.E.B this question is like a specialist question for me. Well I straight away I thought of grumph stepping it up recently going through girlfriends like no body’s business but he messed it by getting caught on a family shop buying toasters, kettles, muffins and a fridge pack of baked beans. So with out a shadow of a doubt Gaz hill tall good lookingish and everyone knows bicep curls get girls! Although I’m not sure how long this ladies man title will stay with him as I’ve heard from a valuable source (S****t A*****s) that he is currently losing weight by the day since he got dumped. As I am going to hang up my title and if Gaz is to get it id advise him to get that mole removed.

Who is the fastest over 100 metres?

Alex davis

Who is the slowest over 100 metres?

Dave Duroe looks like he is treading water when he runs, it takes him a couple of seconds to get going reminds me of something from Scooby doo

Who is the best trainer?

Tom Savage works hard, as he has worked out that 1 hours training earns him two pudgy points

Who is the biggest moaner?

Saul

Who is the hard man?

Tommo nuff said

Who has the worst dress sense and why?

Well the person I’ve chosen isn’t worst dressed but he breaks too many fashion rules and his mom still shops for him Mr Ben Dawson. I try and help him by giving him hand-me-downs. Here are just a few of the reasons that I’ve chose him. Constantly mixing formal wear with casual wear, Suit socks with his new balance trainers and finally wearing clothes that don’t fit him, he is still wearing his 2004 tour shirt that is still too big for him

Who would you say is the biggest joker?

Dave hydon from the abuse he gives people at work, to the jokes about dead babies hes too funny

Who is the least intelligent?

GGJ never gets any drills at training, needs visual and verbal aids

Who is the most intelligent?

Ian Harley/Porty always the people to go to for a break down and explanation

Who would win in a fight between the Jones brothers?

Got to back my boy!! DJ would bang BJ

Favourite post training meal?

Pterodactyl breast with peas, wedges and spiced mixed roast vegetables loads of pepper

Banter of the week

week/season Ben Dawson has well and truly stepped it up from taking a full pack of contraceptive pills to pissing himself for a fiver Ben Dawson = top boy

and finally.... Who’s the longest in the shower??

Jimmy because he has to wash his shorts aswell