In response to Old Elthamians announcing the signing of Samoa international Mike Stanley, Redruth will unveil on Saturday their new signing Bert 'I don't come cheap' Pricey.
A rampaging open side flanker, Bert is also an international holding the record number of appearances for the Isles of Scilly. Bert commented, ‘It’s a tremendous honour to sign for the Reds and I’m sure I’ll do a lot better job in the No.7 shirt than that windy bloke. Mind you that’s as long as St.Just International Airport isn’t fogged in and I miss the kick-off’. A Redruth spokesperson said ‘the club is delighted to sign Pricey, even though he didn’t come cheap, and hope he will set a new standard in wing forward play at Redruth’.
Exciting times at Redruth RFC, role on Saturday and don’t miss the debut of Bert ‘'I don't come cheap' Pricey.
Stop Press: Bert Pricey fails to appear, citing fog at St.Just, the club have since learnt that in realitiy he had a better offer from Bryher!