Hi, I'm Russell Hughes, hope you enjoyed last weeks guide ('Keyboards for shovel hands') and you are all powered up with a keyboard to use on your computer. Now you are thinking - what do I need a computer for? Well my friends, I am here to tell you!

I like computers. Ever since they found the internet and put it on there I've been looking at it. I have even made my own world wide intersites. Here are a few I invented -

I use this to put my favourite onion or pube related videos into the web with.

I'm always looking for fellow Pubesy's and this has helped me find lot's of them, even in Wales - I didn't even know the intertube went that far - amazing!

It's good to keep in touch with your friends, even weirdos from school you never liked. So I invented the the onionbook.

Keep using the world web onion lovers!