This week fledgling striker Chris Conroy steps up to the plate and answers the question on everybody's lips, "what's it like to have a hot mum ?".....sorry, who is the........

Best Trainer - Matty Rushworth - Puts 100% in training and even takes over training when Grifter can't make it!!!

Worst Trainer - Adrian Hollands - Even when he turns up he just doesn't have a clue how to do the training drills and brings his son down who shows him how to play football.

Most Skilful - James Waggett - Pings a ball anywhere he wants and finds your feet....... only when he hasn't been dropped or been out on the pop the night before!!!

The Joker - Allen Gary Slingsby Junior - Don't need so say much more!!!

Fastest - Adam Ingham or Myself - Depends who has the brass monkey in there head that day!

Most Intelligent - Paul Glew - Accountant who drives a Porsche can only mean he is intelligent, or a fraudster !!

Least Intelligent - Archie Griffiths - Comes out with typical Joey Essex comments.

Worst Dress Sense - Archie Griffiths - Trying to dress like Joey Essex / One Directon.

Worst Taste in Music - Danny Rushworth - Meat Loaf, Lionel Richie & Stevie Wonder to mention just a few bad artists he likes.

And...Who's the longest in the shower (a double entendre that is sometimes ignored !!) David Nail hands down!!!! However Matty Rushworth takes forever checking his is still in one piece.