This week we bring you the person everybody likes to hate, Northowram's very own "Horrible Little Bastard" Mr Christopher Dunne, so Dunny, what words of wisdom have you got for us this week ?.....

Best Trainer - Neil Griffiths

Worst Trainer - Kingy - turns up and watches ??

Most Skilful - Abo's Boss – The one with the Big Nose or Fearno

The Joker - Allan Gary Slingsby Junior

Fastest - Bunny …. (Oh sorry, I thought you said Fattest)

Most Intelligent - Me

Least Intelligent - Fearno Or Connors

Worst Dress Sense - Adrian Hollands – Looks like Stevie Wonder's dressed him.

Worst Taste in Music - Uncle Brett Abson

And...Who's the longest in the shower - Me